Be the Top Dog: 5 Puppies Women Just Can’t Resist

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If you’ve ever been to a park or walked along a busy city street, you’ve probably noticed that girls will always stop for a cute dog or puppy. You may have thought to yourself, “Hmm, if I had a cute puppy, I’d probably meet more women…” And you’d be right. It may sound cliché, but I’m telling you, it works.

Of course you don’t want to be outwardly obvious about your intentions, but a sweet, big-eyed puppy is a great way to get a girl’s attention. Especially if you’re more Steve Buscemi than George Clooney. Plus it shows you are capable of nurturing and caring about something other than yourself. And that you have a sensitive side, when you lean down and look into its eyes and scratch its ears… Awwww…

Now you may be asking yourself, “How do I know which cute dog to choose?” Well, my friend, that’s an important question, because which dog you run with says a lot about you to the opposite sex. So to help you make the right choice, here are the top 5 puppy breeds women just can’t resist, and what they tell her about you:

Rhodesian Ridgeback:

Kind of like a perfect hybrid between Marmaduke, a Greyhound and a Pitbull. So cute and wubbly-bubbly as puppies, these bad boys grow into well muscled, lean hunting machines with friendly faces. They used to use these guys to hunt lions and big game in Africa. Major man credit there.

What it Tells the Ladies:
You’re classy. Look at those sleek lines. Plus they are priced in the mid to high ($800-$1500) price range for a certified health checked puppy.

You have a discerning sense of taste. Not many people have this breed, and their smooth short coat, with their distinct raised back fur, makes them stand out to the average observer.

You like to go out and have fun. These are really high energy dogs. They are great running companions. (Just make sure you can keep up with them.)

Golden Retriever:

If you’ve seen Full House then you’ve seen this little yellow lightning bolt shooting around the screen. He’s the most lovable of all breeds. Friendly, glowing, and loyal.

What it Tells the Ladies:
You’re loyal and dependable. This breed is instilled in our psyche as the American Hero of Dogs. Screw Lassie, we all love our blonds, even in dog form.

You make good family man material. Not that you particularly want that yourself, but whatever gets her interested in you and thinking “make babies”… know what I’m sayin?

Wiener Dog:

You’re going for the cute angle here. Some girls go wild for their odd tube shape and stubby little legs. Put em in a sweater or a silly costume, and all hell breaks loose.

What it Tells the Ladies:
You have a sense of humor. You can pull off being ironic and carry around a living phallus and keep a straight face about it.

You’re the protective type. These are tiny dogs, and you the big burly man, are its caregiver.

You’re an independent kind of guy. You are obviously not worried about what other people may think (hello, your dog is wearing a pink sweater vest). You like what you like, and march to the beat of your own drum with this oddball breed.

Labrador Retriever:

One of America’s favorite breeds, and for good reason. They start out as perhaps the cutest puppy you’ve ever seen, and grow into a solid dog capable of a variety of tasks. From bird hunting to police work, they do it all and are fairly easy to train. They also are incredibly loyal, easy going and have a great personality – what every girl wants.

What it Tells the Ladies:
You’re a classic. This breed has been around for a long time. They are tried and true. Many girls will not only find these puppies adorable but they will revel in the fact that you have sound judgment.

You have a great personality. These dogs are affectionate and loyal. It is very common to see them traveling with their owners, riding in the passengers seat and seemingly attached by an invisible leash. This type of bond between man and man’s best friend is irresistible to a lady because it subconsciously tells her that you are dedicated and will not stray.

Mutt:

You don’t know what kind of sick inter-species interbreeding orgy this thing came out of, but its got two eyes, mostly four legs and it’s kinda cute/creepy/ugly all at the same time. But you picked it out of a gutter as a puppy and raised it to health by feeding it from a tiny milk bottle and singing it lullabies all night… “Whoa, excuse me miss, why are you ripping my shirt off?” As always, puppies have extra cred, however even full grown mutts exude the same magnetism. Just have that awesome rescue story ready when she stops.

What it Tells the Ladies:
You’re a White Knight. Nothing is more attractive than a man with a nurturing side. Pick a cute mutt and your chances of scoring increase. In the end you’re actually doing a good deed, preventing one more poor innocent soul from meeting Mr. Sleepy Needle.

You’re more focused on what’s inside and looks don’t mean everything to you. A complete lie but hey, if it helps your chances…

There ya go buddy, all the inside information on how to pick up chicks with your new pup. Happy hunting!

 

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